Go ahead. Just try to find a butler greater than Sebastian Michaelis.
I dare you.
Sorry, that includes you too Rihito-san. You're a pretty good butler, and that whole forbidden relationship with Mei-chan's cute, and you're S class too, but Seba owns in these key areas.
1.Forbidden relationships. Okay Rihito, so you're not supposed to be with Mei-chan because she's your master. But come on, can you get any more forbidden than the SebastianxCiel fandom?! It's like...everything forbidden except incest. You've got shounen-ai, master and servant, demon and human, not to mention shota. Delusional fantasies of a fangirl....
2.Skill with tableware. Yeah Rihito, you could probably distinguish between a fork you use for eating steak and a fork you use for eating mashed potatos, but can you use both forks to accurately pierce Italian mafia henchmen in their jugulars? I don't think so.
3.Dress code of death. In the world of hawt bishies, appearance is everything. And while partly Rihito's lack of proper clothing is Mei's fault, Sebastian and his tailcoat is ownsome. Tailcoat=yum.
4.Class. Mei-chan didn't have to sacrifice anyone to get you Rihito. Okay maybe her parents did die but uh...still, you're 100% human. I think. Your brother's plenty human that's for sure. But Sebastian is " a demon...and a butler." Making him, one hell of a butler~
5.Names. With a name like Sebastian Michaelis, Seba owns just about everyone.
While Mei-chan no Shitsuji does have an live action drama, is it even possible to find somebody capable of being Sebastian? Someone who could rock an English accent, work a fitted black tailcoat, jump ten metres into the air, catch bullets, throw expensive tableware, pronounce exotic dishware correctly, teach a twelve year old the waltz, endure having a pink bonnet forced upon their head, produce a fire with bare hands, make fantasic curry, brew every kind of tea there is WHILE looking as hawt as possible? I don't think so.
Is there a butler manual of some kind? Because if there is I want this to be added in there: All good butlers take off their gloves with their teeth.
All these attributes and quality serve Seba well, and land him in the 9th spot in ANN's annual Top Ten Anime Husbands poll. Really? 9th? When he could cook you breakfast, clean the house, do the laundry, eliminate the competition figuratively and literally, then do the taxes? If anything, he should be up top for his name. "Mrs. Michaelis" has a nice ring doesn't it.....
Here's another (the main) reason why:
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