May 23, 2013

The party don't start till the hokages shunshin in
My reaction while reading Naruto 631

FUCK YES MINATO you're the best marry me
Oh god are they still teasing the Naruto Sakura thing right after the Naruto Hinata thing please stop
Big Damn Hokages. Come on guys let's get this party STARTED!
LOL MADARA'S FACE. Seriously these guys are just five year olds. Five year olds with superpowers but look at that face, that's the face of a five year old who just got rejected for a play date.
FUCK YES MINATO you're the best marry me.
"See that? My dad is great!""I know that better than you do!"BABIES.
Naruto saying 'You're pretty late Sasuke' gives me equal feelings of MY BABIES MY BABIES and WELL THAT WAS FUCKING ANTICLIMACTIC
'You're as noisy as always' gives me feelings of MY BABY LOOK HOW HE ALMOST LOOKS PRE-SHIPPUDEN AKA BEFORE HE BECAME A DOUCHE and are you serious is this seriously how you're gonna do the reunion moment because if it weren't for my feels I'd be feeling pretty fucking cheated.
WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK
Excuse me bitch? Is this what comes from wishing off the monkey's paw? You trade being a douche for being a retard? 'That's so funny I forgot to laugh!!Yeah right, a long time missing nin suddenly shows up and starts saying jokes! Do you even know what 'Hokage' means, dumbass?!' Damn straight Kiba! And Sasuke was about to destroy the village now he wants to be Hokage man if I was Itachi I would be facepalming so hard. I really feel for the guy, I mean of all the nice people in the Uchiha you had to choose your retard of a brother to love. My friend offered this analogy: if Osama Bin Laden suddenly came to the US to help them fight against some aliens and then went IM GONNA BE THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES
Yet Itachi was such a sensible man. "The one who is acknowledged by everyone". Naruto even knows that. Do you need to be schooled by your brother again? God how are these two even related?
Oh Naruto, Itachi you guys are my precious babies and I love you. But like, Naruto of all the nice people in Konoha you had to choose your retard of a teammate to be best friends with.
Tough talk from Sakura but the next chapter had better back it up. From what I've seen of the raging misogyny in this series is that the girls usually end up not being very impressive no matter how much its worked up to be.
And Naruto, Team 7 reborn? The feels I have for these guys is wearing off and leaving only a vague sense of fuckery. Seriously that's it? What happened to the beating up of Sasuke I've been looking forward to for the past six hundred chapters? Why is everyone not trying to kill him?! Any form of affection should've ended along with the Sasuke Retrieval Arc. AND WHEN FUCKING MINATO SHOWS UP what no hi dad missed you? I have no words. Just-  what - I .
Where's Kakashi?

I think tumblr, once again, sums it up the best.
'The fact is Naruto still loves Sakura
The fact is Hinata still loves Naruto
The fact is Sakura still loves Sasuke
The fact is Sasuke still doesn't give a shit

And Neji's still dead.'

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