Izaya: "I'm begging you, Shizu-chan."
Shizuo: "..."
Izaya: "My knife has already stabbed you in the stomach, so won't you show a little pain?"
Shizuo: "..."
Izaya: "And also, I wanted to carve out Shizu-chan's innards, so I thrust pretty hard, so why won't the knife go in deeper than 5 millimeters? What are your abdominal muscles made out of?"
Shizuo: "..."
Izaya: "That coffee lounge signboard Shizu-chan is holding right now with one hand, do you know how many kilos it weighs? We're both grown men, so let's behave with some common sense... 'kay?"
Shizuo: "...If we're talkin' common sense, you'll die if I hit you with this, right? ---So DIE."
Izaya: (Ah, I'm screwed if I don't run away now, aren't I? ...I really can't handle him*. I can't even read what move he'll make next. What was I thinking, kicking up such a ruckus?)
Shizuo: (KILL kill kill kill kill BUTCHER him SMASH him KICK him / CHOP him COOK him ROAST him STAB him PUMMEL HIM TO DEATH / MURDER him CRUSH him GRIND him CUT him into a THOUSAND PIECES, / ALIVE or dead, no, KILL him COMPLETELY and ABSOLUTELY and PAINFULLY and FULLY kill kill kill, kill kill...)
NO WONDER SAIKA LOVES HIM.
Shizuo and Izaya have the weirdest relationship ever. &in a weird way... it's so interesting to watch! Strange fascination with deadly off-hand comments...LIGHTNOVELS FTW ;D
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